more rhymes

phones ring
fat ladies sing

hot summer days
cut offs with frays

pidgeons with bread
inside my head

knowlage is power
makes politicians cower

hot in the shower
high in my tower

get your pet
back to the vet

head in the clouds
walking through crowds

when i go to the forest
i pick trees for the florist

went to the path again
so i could feel the rain

pce

rhymes

stand to see the sunrise
settle for a compromise

expand before you minimize
contract before you maximize

you talk, i listen
you shine, i glisten

im magic
your tragic

i play tetris
on my mattress

menthol in my cigarette
salad with my vinaigrette

my shot gun
your pot, hun

scream when it hurts
sing when it flirts

pikachu
i choose you

pce~

mom

i will never forget the time my mom typed "at" instead of "@" while typing out her e-mail.

omegle boggle squabble

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: Y halo thar.
You: im eating peanuts
You: they are salty
You: and they are giving me heart burn
Stranger: Heartburn?
You: but im going to keep eating them anyways
Stranger: From Peanuts?
You: yep
Stranger: My mind is boggled.
You: then my plan to boggle your mind worked
You: for you see
You: i am the mind boggler
Stranger: Oh no!
You: *rips off disguise*
You: oh yes
Stranger: I thought I recognized your voice!
Stranger: But you have fallen into my trap!
You: what?
Stranger: *Rips off disguise*
You: it cant be!
Stranger: Behold! I am... the Un-Boggler!
You: i thought i got rid of you years ago on that fatefull day in korea
Stranger: You thought wrong, Boggler! Now, prepare to be vanquished!
You: never!
Stranger: Okay, I'll just vanquish you unprepared then!
Stranger: *Fires laser cannon!*
You: noooo! my one weakness!
You: *melts into a puddle*
Stranger: Away! *Throws smoke bomb and disappears into the night!*

out in space

(OPEN YOUR MIND)

more writing

im just going to write
nothing important
just cleaning again
i eat allot of cereal
i had three bowls about a half hour ago
special k satisfaction.
i had a little conversation with my mom that went like this:
me: the "k" in special k stands for "kids"
mom: k mart?
me: what?
i chuckled
im still walking every night
i went out a bit early today
had a cig
cause im so "bad ass" like that.
it rained on me
for about three minuets
it was refreshing
the rain cleans me
if you like rain, you like life.
if you like life, you like rain.
i had a good drama class today
just told jokes
and sat
and laughed
me: why couldnt the cucumber stand up?
me: because its a cucumber.
all: ha ha ha ha
i made that joke
because im so "stand up"
this lady came to my door
i recognized her because it wasnt her first time doing so
that conversation went like this,
me: can i help you?
lady: my cat is stuck in your shed again
me: i will get the keys
she is so white trash
it warms my soul.
i cant choose who i should date
theres three candidates.
one boy
two girls
im not using names
because they may stumble across this
fat chance.
but, i think i will go with one of the gals
she seems to like me
her: keep my paint dry
her: breathe moisture on it
and
her: thank you.
out of nowhere she thanked me
it was a good moment.
i went to my friends barbacue
no names.
long story short
i smoked a cigar with someone,
had a beer,
and the band got the police called on us
because we were too loud
then i went to see tv on the radio
at the burton cummings
it was okay, kind of short
good night.
stellar.
radical.
solid.
i type too much
and still, too little.
catch you on the "flip side"

later.

i need to type

i have this overwhelming
crippling
intoxicating urge
to just sit and type
type words
phrases
nothing
nonsense
empty my head
crack open and spill
unleash
un-leash
take off my leash
remove the restraining leash
and just run
run free
run through a field of rich text and open thoughts
empty thoughts
unfinished thoughts
deep thoughts
bad thoughts.
bad.
thoughts.
bad.
bad.
bad.
life is bleak.
as of now it is bleak.
for reasons i can not say on the internet
something...
structure is falling apart
men are no longer men
men are children
and children
are children
i am no child
i cant be a child anymore
forced into adult
adult.
shut up.
i started something
well, started doing something
something bad.
i started smoking
i know its bad
i know its un-healthy
un-ethical
un-just
un-measurable
un-doable
un-trustworthy
i just need a vice right now
a vice.
maybe a vice will hold me together
that's what vices do
hold together
tight
too tight
dehydration
occurs
too often
im dizzy
im disoriented
or maybe just miss lead
walking
i have been walking
every night around woseley
people watching
shifty people
kind people
concerned people
high people
i have crushes on too many people
i cant choose
wait untill the last possible moment
then strike
then strike.
strike.